The National Organization for Marriage’s president, Maggie Gallagher, and chairman of the board, Robert P. George, will be visintg Charlotte on April 1. They’ll speak as a part of Southern Evangelical Seminary’s “Veritas Lecture Series” in a discussion entitled, “Marriage: Why it can and must be saved. The case against same-sex marriage.”

Listen to SES Preisdent Alex McFarland’s ad below:

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I got so excited when I saw the event was on April’s Fool Day. What better a time for Gallagher and the National Organiation for marriage to sucker people into attending an “anti-gay” lecture only to turn around and admit, “Look, folks. We were wrong. We were desperately wrong. We’ve been working and fighting against honest, law-abiding, loving families. We aren’t saving families and we aren’t standing up for family values. Instead, we’re destroying them. For this, we give the LGBT community our most sincerest of apologies and vow from this moment on: We will stand with you as you strive to create your families, protect them and offer love and guidance to your children.”

Yeeeaaah right, you tell me. You must be smoking something really powerful, Matt.

There’s no harm in hoping, wishing or dreaming, is there?

Hell. What am I thinking?